08-26-2011, 09:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-26-2011, 11:25 PM by LochnarITB.)
(08-26-2011, 05:09 PM)Bolty Wrote:(08-26-2011, 04:58 AM)LochnarITB Wrote: I am, in fact, a 9 year old girl.
Consider me highly impressed. You were playing Diablo I when you were -3?
Or perhaps you're like Pete: you're not actually a person, just an automated program made up of a number of online personalities smashed together with an instantaneous Wikipedia lookup of anything known to Man.
Shhh! I think they were buying it! You force me to reveal my master plan.
It is true I was active at that early age. I have been referred to as the ghost in the machine. When you got stuck in a wall just before entering the final room after a marathon play session, that was me. When the game crashed just as you reached to pick up a cherished shiny, that was me.
Nine years ago, I realized such play was not enough. I required a vessel for my greatness. Thus was born Lochnar *DUHN duhn DUHN duhn DUHN duhn DUHN* I came to you in the form of a nine year old girl, as I shall always remain, to lull you into complacency as I move to destroy your world for my evil pleasure. There is only Zuul?! Step aside lesser god! There is only Lochnar!
Lochnar[ITB]
Freshman Diablo
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option."
"Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loudly, give freely, be kind."
"Talk, Laugh, Love."
Freshman Diablo
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option."
"Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loudly, give freely, be kind."
"Talk, Laugh, Love."