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Hi,

I just have no recollection.

Doctor, "And just how long have you had this memory problem?"
Patient, "What memory problem."

Pete, the little one just turned 3, she's doing great, except that she seems to be developing a sense of humor very similar to mine. I expect Protective Services to arrive any day now and inform me that a child cannot be raised in a warp-intensive environment.

I bet her first words were a MPQ ;)

Was that a good one, Pete?

Well, it didn't measure up to the old Vanisms. You used to be quite a wit. I guess the long absence made you lose your edge -- I'd estimate you're about half way back ;)

--Pete

How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark?

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thinking cap - by jet - 03-08-2003, 03:39 AM
thinking cap - by the Langolier - 03-08-2003, 04:57 AM
thinking cap - by Virgil Tibbs - 03-08-2003, 06:31 AM
thinking cap - by !!SaLtMaN!! - 03-31-2003, 01:48 AM
thinking cap - by LemmingofGlory - 03-31-2003, 02:42 PM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 03-31-2003, 03:24 PM
thinking cap - by !!SaLtMaN!! - 04-01-2003, 12:30 AM
thinking cap - by Elric of Grans - 04-01-2003, 01:06 AM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-01-2003, 01:17 AM
thinking cap - by LemmingofGlory - 04-01-2003, 01:25 AM
thinking cap - by Elric of Grans - 04-01-2003, 01:33 AM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-01-2003, 01:46 AM
thinking cap - by LemmingofGlory - 04-01-2003, 02:31 AM
thinking cap - by !!SaLtMaN!! - 04-02-2003, 04:41 AM
thinking cap - by the Langolier - 04-02-2003, 08:30 AM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-02-2003, 12:22 PM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-02-2003, 09:50 PM
thinking cap - by !!SaLtMaN!! - 04-03-2003, 10:58 PM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-04-2003, 06:41 AM
thinking cap - by Elric of Grans - 04-04-2003, 06:55 AM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-04-2003, 07:29 AM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-04-2003, 07:58 AM
thinking cap - by Thecla - 04-04-2003, 10:42 AM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-04-2003, 03:15 PM
thinking cap - by LemmingofGlory - 04-04-2003, 06:07 PM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-04-2003, 07:58 PM
thinking cap - by Thecla - 04-05-2003, 02:28 AM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-05-2003, 03:02 AM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-05-2003, 07:21 AM
thinking cap - by Thecla - 04-05-2003, 08:31 AM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-05-2003, 04:00 PM
thinking cap - by Bolty - 04-05-2003, 06:31 PM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-05-2003, 08:12 PM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-05-2003, 08:42 PM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-06-2003, 06:03 AM
thinking cap - by Elric of Grans - 04-06-2003, 07:20 AM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-06-2003, 08:58 PM
thinking cap - by Thecla - 04-06-2003, 11:27 PM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-07-2003, 08:05 AM
thinking cap - by Elric of Grans - 04-07-2003, 08:09 AM
thinking cap - by Jarulf - 04-07-2003, 04:33 PM
thinking cap - by --Pete - 04-07-2003, 05:51 PM
thinking cap - by Vandiablo - 04-15-2003, 04:38 AM
thinking cap - by Zenda - 04-16-2003, 02:15 PM
thinking cap - by Dixen Andomiel - 04-17-2003, 06:28 AM
thinking cap - by Yogi_Baar - 04-17-2003, 07:19 AM
thinking cap - by Cytrex - 04-17-2003, 10:36 AM
thinking cap - by LemmingofGlory - 04-18-2003, 02:05 AM
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