04-29-2003, 08:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2003, 03:54 PM by the Langolier.)
Don't let Pete fool you...
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the cow level is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance, Charred Scar. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue portal, the story ends, you wake up in Tristram and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red portal, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more. I can only show you the portal, you're the one who has to walk through it.
But seriously, you can have fun with people who ask about the cow level in games. Tell them you will show them how to get there. First, meet them in the town square. Follow the path that leads to where the town portals appear. Go beyond this point, beyond the path and travel north (straight). Your intuition should tell you you are west of the catacombs entrance. Contine a little ways, then announce: "Welcome to the cow level."
When they state, "where", simply ask "Do you see cows?"
"yeah."
"Well there you go."
Edit: Oh, better yet! Tell anyone asking about the cow level who came from D2 that they must click on the cows in town in a special order, much like the Cairn(?) Stones, to open a portal to the cow level. To learn the order, a special scroll called "the map of the stars" must be found and read. Once they give up eventually and decide you were lying, they will come across an imported map of the stars, and delve back into the quest immediately.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the cow level is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance, Charred Scar. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue portal, the story ends, you wake up in Tristram and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red portal, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more. I can only show you the portal, you're the one who has to walk through it.
But seriously, you can have fun with people who ask about the cow level in games. Tell them you will show them how to get there. First, meet them in the town square. Follow the path that leads to where the town portals appear. Go beyond this point, beyond the path and travel north (straight). Your intuition should tell you you are west of the catacombs entrance. Contine a little ways, then announce: "Welcome to the cow level."
When they state, "where", simply ask "Do you see cows?"
"yeah."
"Well there you go."
Edit: Oh, better yet! Tell anyone asking about the cow level who came from D2 that they must click on the cows in town in a special order, much like the Cairn(?) Stones, to open a portal to the cow level. To learn the order, a special scroll called "the map of the stars" must be found and read. Once they give up eventually and decide you were lying, they will come across an imported map of the stars, and delve back into the quest immediately.