Ironically, a useless item

[the Langolier]

Wow! I thought.

It had never occured to me; I never thought much about it...

"Useless" is the best prefix for an item of peril. Yes, of course... Of Course!

Double the damage without taking any yourself. Can there even be a more harmonious balance in all of Sanctuary? But woe! "Of peril" does not work on bows!

Ironically, even with a rare and complimentary affix combination, this item remains exactly what it was first labeled to be: useless.