05-24-2004, 12:59 AM
Goofy mood tonight...
Once there was an endless quest,
An epic hero's plight.
Save the child, kill the rest:
A neverending fight.
The mood was dark, the task was grim,
Diablo set the tone.
In tun, the hero killing him
Inherits evil's throne.
And so our story grew in scope,
A black twist to our tale.
New heroes rise with just one hope:
Slay old hero and Baal.
The heroes won, but a new war
Between the storm gods raged
Should Diablo walk once more
Or be forever caged?
A battle waged with ice and snow
With terror and with pain.
The aftermath on shores below
Like wake of hurricane.
So now the condor's lost its meat
And circles its own grave.
The flagship sails without its fleet
To find another wave.
Tristram's heroes all are gone
To war against the Horde.
And yet the riddles linger on
Concerning the Dark Lord.
Since Blizz will collect monthly fees
From their new market spot,
Our hope to see Diablo 3's
As grim as the game's plot.
Once there was an endless quest,
An epic hero's plight.
Save the child, kill the rest:
A neverending fight.
The mood was dark, the task was grim,
Diablo set the tone.
In tun, the hero killing him
Inherits evil's throne.
And so our story grew in scope,
A black twist to our tale.
New heroes rise with just one hope:
Slay old hero and Baal.
The heroes won, but a new war
Between the storm gods raged
Should Diablo walk once more
Or be forever caged?
A battle waged with ice and snow
With terror and with pain.
The aftermath on shores below
Like wake of hurricane.
So now the condor's lost its meat
And circles its own grave.
The flagship sails without its fleet
To find another wave.
Tristram's heroes all are gone
To war against the Horde.
And yet the riddles linger on
Concerning the Dark Lord.
Since Blizz will collect monthly fees
From their new market spot,
Our hope to see Diablo 3's
As grim as the game's plot.