Roland of Gilead, the Marvel comic.

[Xukuth]

Stephen King can go suck eggs.

Bitterly disapointed with how the Dark Tower ended, and no writer should ever write a book and then write an apology to his readers for shoddy work.

And don't even get me started on the stupid little were-spider.
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To be fair, he did tell you to stop reading.