12-20-2005, 05:04 PM
On a day not too much like any other for the President, Bush is riding in Air Force one chatting it up and laughing with Cheney and Rumsfield. Without warning all the systems fail and the plain crashes to the ground.
A little while later Bush wakes up looking into the beady little eyes of a man with red skin, horns, and a wicked little goatee. President Bush bellows "Oh lord, i've died and gone to hell!" to which the devil replies "sorry to say, yes you have."
Just then Bush realizes there are 3 doors behind the devil and asks what they are for. The devil says "Well here in Hell we like you to have choices. Behind one of these doors is where you will spend all eternity"
Bush approaches the first door and enters to see Rumsfield being whiped, waterlogged, and otherwise being beaten mercilessly. "Uhhh. No, i'll pass on that one"
The next room Bush finds Cheney straped to a table with his mouth clamped open with all the worlds oil pouring down this throat. "No. NO. I don't like that at all."
Finally Bush opens the third door to find President Clinton strapped to a bed with Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. "YES! YES i'll take this room" Screams Bush.
The devil says "Ok Monica, you're out"
A little while later Bush wakes up looking into the beady little eyes of a man with red skin, horns, and a wicked little goatee. President Bush bellows "Oh lord, i've died and gone to hell!" to which the devil replies "sorry to say, yes you have."
Just then Bush realizes there are 3 doors behind the devil and asks what they are for. The devil says "Well here in Hell we like you to have choices. Behind one of these doors is where you will spend all eternity"
Bush approaches the first door and enters to see Rumsfield being whiped, waterlogged, and otherwise being beaten mercilessly. "Uhhh. No, i'll pass on that one"
The next room Bush finds Cheney straped to a table with his mouth clamped open with all the worlds oil pouring down this throat. "No. NO. I don't like that at all."
Finally Bush opens the third door to find President Clinton strapped to a bed with Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. "YES! YES i'll take this room" Screams Bush.
The devil says "Ok Monica, you're out"