The History and Justice

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"Don't feed the troll!" Is that what you are trying to imply? :) But i am not a troll , i am human, albeit in nature. And i am hungry. Mental masturbation makes me even hungrier, aww.

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I feel a bit lonely right now, everybody is reading the post, but i get no replies. I need a hug.

p.s. on the topic of mental masturbation:

Dear Blizzard!

I have a favor to ask you.

My friend (he wants to keep his name a secret) works for one inhumanly humane company, in the position, the best description of which would be “penguin flipper.” Yes, that’s right. I believe this is how it sounds in one of so many Earth languages at least; trust me on this part. (Sorry, English is not my primary language.)

Naturally, his duties include, but not limited to, flipping penguins in Antarctica. You see, these magnificent creatures have uncanny interest in things. So, when hunter carriers fly over their territory, these unfortunate creatures look in the air in amazement and fall on their backs.  It’s impossible for them to stand up, since they gain some weight as protection from extreme cold. So they die of lack of food and water, unless my heroic friend comes to rescue.

You can only imagine the workload my friend experiences lately with all the activity in recent Antarctica. So I beg you, Blizzard, please, "nerf" hunters…

Sincerely Yours,
Drem