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[Elric of Grans]

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Action Figure Collection

Complete yours TODAY!

GRISELDA, with Karate-chop Action!
"Hai-ya!"

LEMMING, with suicide action!
*boom*

ELRIC, with chastising remarks!
"If you type your message in all caps ONE more time..."

And...

The BIG one...

BOLTY!

Yes, no collection is complete without your very own BOLTY action figure!

Get BOLTY, with poseable limbs!
"Yeah, Bolty: show 'em how to strut!"

ONLY for a limited time!

ONLY at all toy stores in the world!

GET them, or your 1337 mates will have nothing to do with a |4|\/|4 like )00~~~~~~~!!!!!!111

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