How would you dispose of a corpse?

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Burying a corpse in a field somewhere doesn't seem to be a viable option.  You always read about news stories in which someone unearths the remains and the police eventually track down the killer.  Statute of Limitations for Murder and all that.  The same goes for tying a heavy weight to the body and dumping them in a body of water.  Eventually an identifiable part of the body will be found and the killer is arrested.

So how would you dispose of a corpse so that no one could ever trace a murder back to you?

Let's assume that you live in a single-family dwelling.  Let's also assume that you have neighbours that would wonder about any odd smells.

Here's what I would do.  I would immediately place the body into a large chest freezer.  If I didn't already own one, I could probably pick one up second hand for pretty cheap.  I'd set it to the coldest setting and freeze the body.

I'd then get to work lining my basement or garage with plastic building wrap.  I don't want any stray DNA stuff to fly around, and I want to be able to contain the evidence.

Once the body is frozen solid, I'd go to work with a grinder.  I'd pay particular attention to the fingers and teeth.  It would probably be a week-long process.  Everything would be ground to dust, and I'd cart it out nightly in small grocery bags and dump it along the sides of little-used roadways.  The wind would carry the evidence away to freedom.
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before u think up sumthing like that
tell us why and how u would kill sum1
cause if its not pre meditated, youll leave enough evidence in the course of slaying the person.