08-13-2005, 07:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-13-2005, 11:32 PM by LemmingofGlory.)
How to get yourself banned from lurkerlounge.com!
I am not a gullible person, but I think you are! So follow the remaining instructions in my magnificiently crafted 2000-word spam masterpiece and you can be just like me: BANNED FROM THE LURKER LOUNGE!
How it Works!
1) Confuse homophones. For example, "Its safe and easy."
2) YELL AT PEOPLE AND USE MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION MARKS TO MAKE THEM LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!
3) Don't change your spam to fit the setting. "A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now..."
4) Ramble for many paragraphs before getting to your point, because everyone wants to hear your poorly written rags-to-$6000 story.
5) Advocate spamming! "...post the article in at least 200 news groups (There are thousands)."
6) Use punctuation marks like you don't know what you're doing: "Its : Certainly worth $6.00.," and note again the confused homophone!
7) Proclaim the legality of your plan until you sound like my hero, Matthew Lesko! "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!"
8) Refuse to use any form of spellcheck. "Diresctions" is just as good as "directions."
9) Sign your post with more initials than you actually have to make yourself look important and pretentious! "Sincerely, J. R. M. L. C. B."
-Your friendly neighborhood moderator
I am not a gullible person, but I think you are! So follow the remaining instructions in my magnificiently crafted 2000-word spam masterpiece and you can be just like me: BANNED FROM THE LURKER LOUNGE!
How it Works!
1) Confuse homophones. For example, "Its safe and easy."
2) YELL AT PEOPLE AND USE MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION MARKS TO MAKE THEM LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!
3) Don't change your spam to fit the setting. "A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now..."
4) Ramble for many paragraphs before getting to your point, because everyone wants to hear your poorly written rags-to-$6000 story.
5) Advocate spamming! "...post the article in at least 200 news groups (There are thousands)."
6) Use punctuation marks like you don't know what you're doing: "Its : Certainly worth $6.00.," and note again the confused homophone!
7) Proclaim the legality of your plan until you sound like my hero, Matthew Lesko! "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!"
8) Refuse to use any form of spellcheck. "Diresctions" is just as good as "directions."
9) Sign your post with more initials than you actually have to make yourself look important and pretentious! "Sincerely, J. R. M. L. C. B."
-Your friendly neighborhood moderator