The Iraqi Foreign minister excitedly called a meeting of all Saddam's doubles.
"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Saddam survived the bunker bombing. The bad news is he has lost an arm and a leg."
"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Saddam survived the bunker bombing. The bad news is he has lost an arm and a leg."