07-22-2005, 10:36 PM
Minionman,Jul 22 2005, 07:21 PM Wrote:I wish I could see through walls.
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Granted. You can now see through walls, trees, and every other solid object including clothes, unfortuneatly, you now see through your eyelids as well, thus making the practice of sleeping an attempt in futility.
You eventually go loony and bite your head off.
I wish the vegetable creation that gives off green smelly fumes would taste great as well as give me the ability to conquer any woman's heart if I desire to do so.
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"