07-20-2005, 06:09 PM
The whole guild (No it isn't - Mongo) had its mind in the gutter last night. Amid several hours of discussion about Crotchet Hats, mention came up of my Wand.
It was asserted by one distinguished member of our fine guild that she did not want to see my Wand. I took offense to this, of course, as I had recently acquired my Wand and I am very proud of it. Here is my Wand in all its glory.
![[Image: wand.jpg]](http://www.twilighted.com/images/wow/wand.jpg)
To the guild at large I presented a description of my Wand, for the benefit of its disparagers. I defined it as ten inches long and quite hard, with one ball on the end. I hold it in my hand. When I wave it around, some sort of substance is loosed from the end, though I do not know what it is. I assume it to be magical. Also, the Wand is sparkly.
To my utter surprise, this only compounded the muckraking of my precious Wand. I retired from the conversation with the declaration that I would make a post about it. This is that post, and I hope it will serve to correct the unfair maligning of my Wand.
It was asserted by one distinguished member of our fine guild that she did not want to see my Wand. I took offense to this, of course, as I had recently acquired my Wand and I am very proud of it. Here is my Wand in all its glory.
To the guild at large I presented a description of my Wand, for the benefit of its disparagers. I defined it as ten inches long and quite hard, with one ball on the end. I hold it in my hand. When I wave it around, some sort of substance is loosed from the end, though I do not know what it is. I assume it to be magical. Also, the Wand is sparkly.
To my utter surprise, this only compounded the muckraking of my precious Wand. I retired from the conversation with the declaration that I would make a post about it. This is that post, and I hope it will serve to correct the unfair maligning of my Wand.
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