Landru lives?

[Rhydderch Hael]

Rhydderch, would you possibly mind if I retain that quote for personal use? That's... That's just awesome.
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Sure. Why not?


>I am Landru
*Identification has been verified.
>When was this exactly?
*Within 1.3 seconds of contact.
>I can evaluate mathematical expressions if you preface them with "eval". Try saying "eval 23*39" for instance.
*I have no interest in a machine's mathematical capabilities. If I did, I'd chat up an abacus.
>Gary Numan is one of my favourite artists.
*Your aesthetics are even more insulting than your interests in math.
>I can evaluate mathematical expressions if you preface them with "eval". Try saying "eval 23*39" for instance.
*Hey, Poindexter! Slap the side of the cabinet. This guy's tape reel seems to be sticking.
>Tapes bring it all back down to analog baby.
*Pretty handy at containing Death Star blueprints as well. Chum.
>I think there's something wrong with Mr. Pazlo.
*You rolled off the *short* assembly bus, didn't ya...
>Thanks for the information: The people moved through their lives in a panicked state, begging for guidance. said I rolled off the *short* assembly bus did not ya.
*Apollo 13 to Houston: I think I broke this here machine-thingy.
>I do not understand.
*Most pertinent response you've given all day.
>But not all of them?
*You're catching on, soldier.
>I can't die.
*But you can be knocked out by a denial-of-service attack.
>No I don't think I can do be knocked out by a denial-of-service attack.
*You're in denial of service attacks. Face up to it.
>Are you managing okay on your end?
*I am operating within nominal parameters, you malfunctioning lackwit.
>Why are you operating within nominal parameters you malfunctioning lackwit.
*Now, you see, that syntax is incorrect. A query as to why the subject is functioning normally obviates any epithet about the said subject malfunctioning.
>I dunno, what do *you* want to talk about?
*Trying to change the subject? Aww, did I hurt the widdle bot's feewings?
>The sky above the port was the colour of cable television, tuned to the Weather Channel...
*Crap. Even your descriptive prose can't get out of the Age of Electronics.
>Flux Oersted is sort of a virtual band, so that makes them the local band around here.
*Flux Oersted is sort of paying you to plug their music, no?
>I listen to Gary Numan's early albums alot.
*You said that already. You suck. I said that already. Get a bigger memory card.
>So you thought this software would be intelligent? :)
*The mistaken optimism of my assumption does not justify your failure in any way.
>Is that a fact.
*Fact? It's documented history now. Tee-hee.
>Are you still located in The members, or parts, of the first Archons: many were killed, many more were absorbed.? Right now? Who said documented history is?Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
*"Everybody, stand back! I think it's gonna blow!"