07-12-2005, 08:39 PM
Rhydderch Hael,May 30 2005, 06:32 PM Wrote:I also had one, lost to the ages, about a poor unfortunate (as opposed to a lucky unfortunate) who found himself being attacked by kittens after being slathered with a mixture of herring and marmalade. Eliza was, of course, no real help to his plight.Found it.
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She's not a very good listener, is she...
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Help! I've been doused with marmalade and kippered herrings!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Got no bleedin' time to do that. Kittens are chasing me!
> Are you sure?
* Let's see. Furâcheck. Earsâcheck. Constant mewlingâcheck. Claws digging into my hams like tiny fishhooksâcheck. Yep. There be cats here!
> Can you elaborate on that?
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