06-19-2005, 04:36 PM
There have been so many great episodes (and I've seen too many) to be able to pick the best one. I recall different moments at different times, but these are the ones I'm remembering right now:
-Treehouse Of Horror XI
I loved when Homer pulled off Repunzel's hair said, "Uh.. oops." and threw the hair in the bushes. I also liked the part where the kids went to the gingerbread house (there were TONS of good jokes there!): *Homer sniffs* "Mmm, fish.. oh wait that's me!" -- *Homer lays an egg at the end of the episode* -- "Stop your chattering and sweep! This house is filthy!" "What'd you care? It's not like you have any friends." "I have a boyfriend!" "Pssht, yea, sure." "What? I do!" "Oh yea? What's his name?" "George.. *looks at the cauldron* Cauldron." "'George Cauldron'? Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladel!" -- (later in the episode when Suzzanne is in the fire) "Hi, I'm George, is Suzzanne ready?" "*Turns up the oven fire* She'll be done in about an hour" *Laughing* Ed: "But.. the concert's at eight..."
-Any episode with the aliens
I just love those aliens. In particular, I liked the ones where they pretended to be Bill Clinton and Bob Dole for the election and the one where they ended up on Jerry Springer.
Some election episode quotes:
Clin-ton: We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Homer, to aliens: "Please, don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
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Clinton Aide (closely resembling George Stephanopoulos): People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are... well... constantly holding hands.
Alien Dole: We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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Kang: It's a two-party system, you have to vote for one of us!
Random Person: Well I believe I'll vote for a 3rd party candidate!
Kang: Go ahead! Throw your vote away! *laughs*
(later in the episode, the world is run by alien slavers)
Homer: Well don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Some Jerry Springer Quotes:
"Oh you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?" -Kang
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"Wow, look at the time. I would love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow. You're a super girl though. I'll call you sometime." -Kang
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"Oh, great. Mormons." -Homer
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JERRY: Because we've got him [Kang] backstage in a soundproof booth where he can't hear us.
KANG: I hear all!
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"You intergalactic hussy!" -Homer (to Marge)
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"Holy phlerking schnit!" -Kang
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Kang: *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* "hyperbolic paraboloid" *Beep* *Beep* "your mother!"
There are just too many good episodes to pick just one. :)
-Treehouse Of Horror XI
I loved when Homer pulled off Repunzel's hair said, "Uh.. oops." and threw the hair in the bushes. I also liked the part where the kids went to the gingerbread house (there were TONS of good jokes there!): *Homer sniffs* "Mmm, fish.. oh wait that's me!" -- *Homer lays an egg at the end of the episode* -- "Stop your chattering and sweep! This house is filthy!" "What'd you care? It's not like you have any friends." "I have a boyfriend!" "Pssht, yea, sure." "What? I do!" "Oh yea? What's his name?" "George.. *looks at the cauldron* Cauldron." "'George Cauldron'? Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladel!" -- (later in the episode when Suzzanne is in the fire) "Hi, I'm George, is Suzzanne ready?" "*Turns up the oven fire* She'll be done in about an hour" *Laughing* Ed: "But.. the concert's at eight..."
-Any episode with the aliens
I just love those aliens. In particular, I liked the ones where they pretended to be Bill Clinton and Bob Dole for the election and the one where they ended up on Jerry Springer.
Some election episode quotes:
Clin-ton: We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Homer, to aliens: "Please, don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
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Clinton Aide (closely resembling George Stephanopoulos): People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are... well... constantly holding hands.
Alien Dole: We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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Kang: It's a two-party system, you have to vote for one of us!
Random Person: Well I believe I'll vote for a 3rd party candidate!
Kang: Go ahead! Throw your vote away! *laughs*
(later in the episode, the world is run by alien slavers)
Homer: Well don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Some Jerry Springer Quotes:
"Oh you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?" -Kang
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"Wow, look at the time. I would love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow. You're a super girl though. I'll call you sometime." -Kang
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"Oh, great. Mormons." -Homer
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JERRY: Because we've got him [Kang] backstage in a soundproof booth where he can't hear us.
KANG: I hear all!
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"You intergalactic hussy!" -Homer (to Marge)
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"Holy phlerking schnit!" -Kang
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Kang: *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* "hyperbolic paraboloid" *Beep* *Beep* "your mother!"
There are just too many good episodes to pick just one. :)
-TheDragoon