06-10-2005, 04:51 AM
Can we make fart jokes and discuss humorous fart-related stories in this thread? I think that this is reasonable.
My 2 1/2 year old son and my wife were playing Thomas the Tank Engine together. My son has a plethora of Thomas trains, and the both of them settled down to have a go. When my wife sat down she let out the tiniest, most feminine, almost inaudible fart.
brrreet!
My son was clanging around his trains and yelling "CHOO CHOO!" during this time. I don't know how he heard it. He must have magical ears or something.
My son said, "What's THAT noise?" :huh: (he seriously had that smiley's look on his face)
With careful misdirection I convinced him that our kitty made that noise. My wife and I were trying not to bust our innards laughing.
My 2 1/2 year old son and my wife were playing Thomas the Tank Engine together. My son has a plethora of Thomas trains, and the both of them settled down to have a go. When my wife sat down she let out the tiniest, most feminine, almost inaudible fart.
brrreet!
My son was clanging around his trains and yelling "CHOO CHOO!" during this time. I don't know how he heard it. He must have magical ears or something.
My son said, "What's THAT noise?" :huh: (he seriously had that smiley's look on his face)
With careful misdirection I convinced him that our kitty made that noise. My wife and I were trying not to bust our innards laughing.