06-05-2005, 03:17 AM
Well, seriously, now... you can't expect them to actually style it, being that hirsute? I mean, if they'd adopted the "Farrah Fawcett" technique, they'd be as wide as they were tall; we'll not even mention the whole depth issue.
And as we all know, it's very difficult to blend into a jungle environment when you're a geometric shape that speaks in gargles. Even a knappy Rastawookie would have an easier time traversing the treetops than the Farrahwookie; less snags, don'tchaknow.
And as we all know, it's very difficult to blend into a jungle environment when you're a geometric shape that speaks in gargles. Even a knappy Rastawookie would have an easier time traversing the treetops than the Farrahwookie; less snags, don'tchaknow.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.