Are Any of "You" Real?

[Occhidiangela]

I post, threrefore I am.
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Following up on Chaerphon's idea, and your toast gambit Archon Wing, both of which dovetail nicely into my coffee postulation first thing this morning, I will propose a toast to the extension of all Lurker root file names: to whit, the mind behind the handle.

You put a thick mind behind the hoe handle, and what do you get? Crooked furrows, deeply dug. It's getting pretty deep around here, what with all the cracker barrel philosophy, so I will offer this up.

I am a post, therefore I fence. (Posto ergo Claymoro)
Or was it
I fence, therefore I post (Katano ergo postum)
Or even
I fence, therefore I riposte (Scimitus ergo Dirko)

Which inevitibly leads us to
I refence, therfore I riposte. (Repairum ergo Parri)

What would Descartes know about any of this, that drunken old fart? Internet personae are Hegelian!

Consider the perfection of Person, or in my case, the Perfection of Rogue. What you perceive on this forum is an avatar or manifestation that presents but one aspect of that which is, in totality, the universal Overcaffeinated Rogue.

To paraphrase Jack Nicholson, father of the Lakerist school of philosophy:

"You want the Rogue? You can't handle the Rogue!"

--This post has been brought to you by Fencers Coffee and the fifth dimensional aspect of Overcaffeinated Rogue. Words and music by Mila Jovavich.

Occhi