05-31-2005, 02:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-31-2005, 02:36 AM by Rhydderch Hael.)
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Behold! I am the king of all walnuts!
> Do you believe it is normal to be the king of all walnuts?
* Normality is fit only for you common, unwashed rabble! I am divine!
> Did you come to me because you are divine?
* I come to you to mock you. To laugh. For you are meager, whilst I reign supreme over all walnuts!
> What makes you think I am meager, whilst you reign supreme over all walnuts?
* Be it my shiny beard, my irrefutable dominion over the world's stock of fried fish, or my Anna Kournikova poster collection, these are my proofs! Kneel before me!
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* So says the mundane commoner. Hah!
> That is quite interesting.
I also had one, lost to the ages, about a poor unfortunate (as opposed to a lucky unfortunate) who found himself being attacked by kittens after being slathered with a mixture of herring and marmalade. Eliza was, of course, no real help to his plight.
* Behold! I am the king of all walnuts!
> Do you believe it is normal to be the king of all walnuts?
* Normality is fit only for you common, unwashed rabble! I am divine!
> Did you come to me because you are divine?
* I come to you to mock you. To laugh. For you are meager, whilst I reign supreme over all walnuts!
> What makes you think I am meager, whilst you reign supreme over all walnuts?
* Be it my shiny beard, my irrefutable dominion over the world's stock of fried fish, or my Anna Kournikova poster collection, these are my proofs! Kneel before me!
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* So says the mundane commoner. Hah!
> That is quite interesting.
I also had one, lost to the ages, about a poor unfortunate (as opposed to a lucky unfortunate) who found himself being attacked by kittens after being slathered with a mixture of herring and marmalade. Eliza was, of course, no real help to his plight.
Political Correctness is the idea that you can foster tolerance in a diverse world through the intolerance of anything that strays from a clinical standard.