05-22-2005, 01:26 PM
A scientist went up to God and said, "We no longer need you, God, for I have developed the method with which to create humans from dirt. Now that humans can create life from nothing, you are no longer necessary."
God, amused by all this, challenged the scientist to a man-making competition. Whomever created the finest human being from dirt would truly be superior.
The scientist nodded, "I accept your challenge." He smugly said as he stooped down to gather a handful of dirt.
"Hold on." God said. "Create your own dirt, first."
God, amused by all this, challenged the scientist to a man-making competition. Whomever created the finest human being from dirt would truly be superior.
The scientist nodded, "I accept your challenge." He smugly said as he stooped down to gather a handful of dirt.
"Hold on." God said. "Create your own dirt, first."
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
BattleTag: Schrau#2386
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
BattleTag: Schrau#2386