05-19-2005, 10:01 PM
Urza-DSF,May 19 2005, 03:21 PM Wrote:I wish I had a large pizza from La Forchetta right now.
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You now have a large pizza from La Forchetta. Unfortunately, the delivery boy handed it to you fresh out of the oven, out of the box (trying to save money and reduce trash is La Forchetta) and it is now in your hands. It is very hot. Not being rigid, it folds and flops, spilling topping all over you and the floor, and leaving long strips of fat slimed cheese hanging down. Rats erupt from the crawlspace, voraciously nibbling on the spilled toppings and your toes. Willard leads a small group of them that jump up, catch, and crawl fore paw over fore paw up the cheese streamers. You either drop the pizza and flea, or will soon be covered with rats.
I wish Ben would testify at the Michael Jackson trial.
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete