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[Jim]

Hi,

An old Arab had been living in Chicago for forty years. Now he
wants to plant potatoes in his garden, but to plow it has become
too much, at his old age. His only son, Ahmed, is studying in
France. The old man sends an email to its son, explaining the
problem:

"Ahmed
I am very sad because I cannot plant potatoes in my garden this
year, I am too old to plow it. If you were here all my problems
would be solved; I know that you would do it for me I love and
miss you very much. Your father."

The day after the old one receives an email from his son

"My Beloved Father, for all the gold in the world, DO NOT touch
the garden! There is where I have hidden... you know what!!
I love you very much too
Your Ahmed"

The day after, at 4.00am, the house of the old Arab is invaded by
the police, FBI, CIA, SWAT, RANGERS, MARINES, Sylvester Stallone,
Arnold Schwarzenegger and the big hats from the the Pentagon, who
turn the soil in the garden like a glove, trying to find anthrax,
WMD and whichever other dangerous thing they can think of. Not
having found anything, they leave the house. The same day the man
receives another email from its son:

" My beloved Father I am sure that now the garden is now ready to
plant potatoes. This is the best I could do, due to the
circumstances.

I love you very much
Ahmed."