05-06-2005, 06:16 PM
jahcs,May 6 2005, 07:58 PM Wrote:Your wish has been corrupted by a typo so I will grant the wish exactly as written:
Sometime in recent history you were turned into a piece of thread and placed in a vat of sticky goo.
I wish my customers were friendly and smart.
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Poof! Now all your customers WERE friendly and smart and because this contradicts with the Basic Rules of the Universe™ the universe implodes instantly and an alternate universe is created in which all customers are even more horrid and as a bonus, your employer despises you so much that when he sees you foam is coming out of his mouth.
I wish I would never have to shave ever again (oh this is just TOO easy).
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"