05-05-2005, 04:36 PM
pazuzu,May 5 2005, 10:02 AM Wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, it seems the cryptic mails are your boss' way of telling you you're fired...
I wish girls my age that I find sexy would have sex with me in a normal fashion way. ('Bout time someone made the geek wish).
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Granted. You now have genital warts and the Clap, and the email you are about to open is from a girl who is pregnant and thinks it was you . . . she's not sure.
I wish my idea, circa 1988, for a Kevlar™ condom had been a viable commercial proposition, complete with a patent and royalty checks.
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete