This world is not ours
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Why is the short answer longer than the long answer? Ponder that for a moment if you will.

Ok here's a few thoughts on philosphy and the topic at hand.

Consider a man. Ok, you can consider a woman too (change all pronouns to she). Set yourself back to the dawn of civilization. He only cares about his basic needs at this point- that is food, warmth, and reproduction. But life is hard. He's cold because he only has a crappy fur cloth from a few dead squirrels. He tried to grab a few berries but he's afraid of the bear that mauled poor Bobby. Sex just sucks if you're cold and hungry. And so he must struggle for what he wants.

But he had a brain and used it. Just like the occasional chimpanzee, but with more thought. He developed the spear, and he no longer had to be afraid of becoming a bear's dinner-- the bear was the dinner now. He's built a little hut to keep himself warm. Eventually, he would come to learn how to store and grow food and so he could sit and relax.

And so life became better. Sure there were disease epedmics and diarraha but there were moments that he was not troubled. He actualy felt good at times. And so he said to himself, "Damn, I feel good... can I feel better?" He became more aware of his surroundings. When his friend Fred took a dump in the crap bucket, he began to notice that it smelled so bad. He had to do something about it, and thus the greatest invention of man-- the toilet-- came into existence. But man was vain, and started to recklessly take dumps as opposed to holding it in like before. Soon, the local lake became very polluted and smelly. But so we ask, was the man so wrong in inventing the toilet?

But the man could care less, until one day he wanted to feel even better than he did before. And so he started mixing various things together and accidentialy squashed a few grapes. The resulting drink made him feel a little woozy and he began to share this drink with his friends. The more he drank, the more odd things he saw. He and his friends laughed at the dancing trees and other things that would come out of nowhere.

And the man asked his friend, "You know I had this crazy idea, we eat and drink. That's really good, but is there any point to this? I mean we can do so much. There must be a reason for us being here." His friend replied, "You need another drink." So they drank and they came up with strange ideas. Ideas like that some harmful things they do could be wrong. Maybe they really shouldn't try to backstab each other or take another man's piece of bread when they weren't looking.

And so philisophy was born.

DISCLAIMER:
-This post wasn't supposed to make any sense.
- Any symbolism in this post is purely conicidential
- This story is NOT real.
- I do not claim philosphers are all under the influence of some drug
- I do not suggest that this thread gets better with a few beers.
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This world is not ours - by Guest - 05-01-2005, 09:36 PM
This world is not ours - by Mithrandir - 05-01-2005, 10:40 PM
This world is not ours - by Guest - 05-01-2005, 11:38 PM
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This world is not ours - by Doc - 05-02-2005, 12:09 AM
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This world is not ours - by pakman - 05-02-2005, 12:47 AM
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This world is not ours - by Doc - 05-02-2005, 03:38 AM
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This world is not ours - by Doc - 05-02-2005, 03:50 AM
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This world is not ours - by DeeBye - 05-02-2005, 03:58 AM
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