04-06-2005, 07:21 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-06-2005, 07:43 AM by Archon_Wing.)
How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ask yourself, does the light bulb really exist?
How many secret agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
How many music industry exectutives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to actualy change the light bulb, another to copyright the term "light bulb," another to copyright their light bulb screwing method, and finally a last one to go out and sue infringers.
How many Peons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well that depends; you could get away with one, but the optimal number is usually five. Any extra peons have no additional effect.
How many Grunts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Grunts are meant to destroy light bulbs. Use peons instead.
How many Gheeds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why bother? He'll sell you three and hire a mercenary to do it for you for 1000 gold and that Windforce.
How many Blizzard employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the light bulb, and nine to "patch" problems caused by the changing of the light bulb.
How many battle.net players are needed to screw in a light bulb?
Five? Duh, noob.
How many Everquest players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They just need to type ghtbulb
How many RPG players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to tank, one to heal, two to cast buffs, one to cast debuffs, one to use ranged attacks, and finally one to leech.
How many Affirmative Action advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes so that every ethnicity is properly represented and credited with changing this light bulb.
Ask yourself, does the light bulb really exist?
How many secret agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
How many music industry exectutives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to actualy change the light bulb, another to copyright the term "light bulb," another to copyright their light bulb screwing method, and finally a last one to go out and sue infringers.
How many Peons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well that depends; you could get away with one, but the optimal number is usually five. Any extra peons have no additional effect.
How many Grunts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Grunts are meant to destroy light bulbs. Use peons instead.
How many Gheeds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why bother? He'll sell you three and hire a mercenary to do it for you for 1000 gold and that Windforce.
How many Blizzard employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the light bulb, and nine to "patch" problems caused by the changing of the light bulb.
How many battle.net players are needed to screw in a light bulb?
Five? Duh, noob.
How many Everquest players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They just need to type ghtbulb
How many RPG players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to tank, one to heal, two to cast buffs, one to cast debuffs, one to use ranged attacks, and finally one to leech.
How many Affirmative Action advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes so that every ethnicity is properly represented and credited with changing this light bulb.
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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