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How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, real men are not afraid of the dark.


How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to do it and four to share the experience.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You talkin to me, pal?


How many Texans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Down here we use gas lamps, podner. Set down and have yourself a nice cold Lone Star beer, some armadillo enchilada pie, and enjoy the view from the porch while we wait for my cousin to bring some more gas down here to the ranch.


How many Arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they use oil lamps.


How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

So who needs to screw in a light bulb, already? Eat your dinner.


How many romantics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, and it's more romantic!


How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Changing a light bulb is beneath a liberal's dignity, they hire illegal aliens to do work Americans don't want to do.


How many Occhi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. My wife still thinks the kids are going to fall off the %$^#&* ladder.



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