04-05-2005, 07:28 AM
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. How they get in there is another story...
How many astronomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, astronomers do it in the dark!
How many quantum physics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, when they eventually find the lampsocket they don't know were the new bulb went.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a
surprising twist at the end.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but in reality it is only one.
How many Lurkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
http://www.lurkerlounge.com/forums/index.p...709&#entry63709
How many people partying does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five, one to hold the bulb and the others to drink until the room starts to spin!
And a slightly different one that I leave up to you to answer:
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
Finally, for the swedes:
Jag svalde en glödlampa igår.
Va hemskt! Vad hände?
Lös i magen....
Just two. How they get in there is another story...
How many astronomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, astronomers do it in the dark!
How many quantum physics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, when they eventually find the lampsocket they don't know were the new bulb went.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a
surprising twist at the end.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but in reality it is only one.
How many Lurkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
http://www.lurkerlounge.com/forums/index.p...709&#entry63709
How many people partying does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five, one to hold the bulb and the others to drink until the room starts to spin!
And a slightly different one that I leave up to you to answer:
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
Finally, for the swedes:
Jag svalde en glödlampa igår.
Va hemskt! Vad hände?
Lös i magen....
There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.