How many ________does it take...

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How many apartment owning bureaucrats does it take...

How many college bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Freshmen and sophomores, as well as juniors and seniors under the age of 20, are not allowed to have lightbulbs.  If a student who is not eligible to possess a lightbulb feels that one is absolutely necessary, he or she may file an appeal with Housing Services before a week ago yesterday.  Students who are not yet 20 years old before the beginning of the fall semester, but turn 20 before the beginning of the winter semester, may file a change-of-status form at Housing Services within five hours of their birthday.[right][snapback]72955[/snapback][/right]

...Moreover, the Housing Services will only accept applications filed, by hand, on form E26-309--\\4Fk, in triplicate, unless the student is attempting to receive a fluorescent light bulb, in which case they are elligable to use form E26-309--\\4Fk EZ, but must then file their application by computer in blue ink on a red, green, blue, and orange form, or the date, when written in base 17 while using a 3 month calender, ends in the the number D as the final digit, or if a triumvirate* of the governor, land lord, and student body of the local high school are able to decide upon a mutually (mutually being considered a supermajority, with each member of the triumvirate having a weighted vote+) beneficial agreement, barring...

*See the Triumvirate Light Bulb Act, article 9, section 5, sub-section 9.3.001.2, paragraph 14, sub-paragraph 6.8, sentence 8, clause 4.
+See page 6, footnote 19.
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How many calculus professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(d/dx (x^2))/2x.

How many annoying know-it-all students does it take to correct the proffessor by saying that it could be greatly simplified by restating that as (x^2)/2?
1, if I'm in the room. ;)