03-10-2005, 01:52 PM
Doc,Mar 10 2005, 06:38 AM Wrote:Oooh I can't believe I forgot this one.
Getting intestinal parasitic worms and having to be dewormed.
Unpleasant sensation?
You betcha.
It's like crapping out a couple of pounds of wiggling greasy noodles. Long, slippery, and gooey. Feels like your own guts are coming out. Some of these worms are quite long, and it takes a few minutes of huffing, puffing, and grunting to finish squeezing the nasty little bastards out. You almost want to reach down there, grab a hold of the dangling wiggling mass, and give it a good yank just to get it out. Or at least, I thought about it. I couldn't do it. Got to queasy.
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Thank you Doc, you have now guaranteed that I am a far distant second to your leading scatalogia. :blink: Don't think I can ever catch up. Also, nice visual first thing in the morning. *shivers* This may take extra caffeine to remedy . . . and I can't add any Bushmills or Dooley's here at work.
Man, I miss the three Martini lunch. That was a fine institution.
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete