03-09-2005, 12:40 PM
Balloons squeaking against plastic.
The swish of gelatinous limbs when grossly obese people walk.
Eyebrow waxing.
Glass shattering. Not something getting chipped, but something turning into a load of shrapnel.
Powerful nausea that won't let you puke it out, that seems to come from your toes.
PANIC ATTACKS. These also seem to come from your toes.
The mammogram machine: two cold-as-ice paddles compressing the breast until right before it would start hurting.
The duck lips: I wouldn't be doing my duty as The Tolkien Chick if I didn't rebut the colonoscopy with a solid steel clamp going where no solid steel clamp should go and ratcheting open that which should be better left shut. :o
The swish of gelatinous limbs when grossly obese people walk.
Eyebrow waxing.
Glass shattering. Not something getting chipped, but something turning into a load of shrapnel.
Powerful nausea that won't let you puke it out, that seems to come from your toes.
PANIC ATTACKS. These also seem to come from your toes.
The mammogram machine: two cold-as-ice paddles compressing the breast until right before it would start hurting.
The duck lips: I wouldn't be doing my duty as The Tolkien Chick if I didn't rebut the colonoscopy with a solid steel clamp going where no solid steel clamp should go and ratcheting open that which should be better left shut. :o
UPDATE: Spamblaster.