Stupid customer stories.

[Count Duckula]

What makes it funny is the local library actually carries Playboy... People check them out just for the articles.
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I think the branch manager would pass a kumquat if we started shelving Playboy.

(Beer and porn stems from the in-joke "I spent my reward on ale and whores" and it tickles the pages to no end. We're a motley crew of high school and college kids, plus the occasional day-work mother. Juvenile humor keeps us happy.)