01-28-2005, 05:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-28-2005, 05:24 PM by Hammerskjold.)
>That would reduce productivity, and I can't see how it would increase health.
I disagree, though I admit my working theory is not foolproof yet. Productivity can increase if femmebots are made attractive (and atttractively priced at a corporate rate) enough. But not too pretty, otherwise that would raise too much distraction. It should not be too homely either, that would lower morale all around. And definitely not in the middle, that is the most dangerous compromise of all because more male workers will think the femmebot unit is now 'attainable'. A lot of productivity would be wasted due to workers actively pursuing the unit.
Ideally it should be attractive, can do light typing, and have a lilting girlish laugh that responds automatically to any of the male worker office banter. (It should also have a state of the art monitoring device built in, and should a male worker waste too much time trying to chat up the unit, it can emit in a loud voice THIS IS ROBOFEMME OFFICE UNIT X7039--- GO BACK TO YOUR DESIGNATED WORK CUBICLE NOW!)
As for increasing health, most males tend to raise their exercise levels when the presence of an attractive female figure is introduced in the environment. Or at least raise their blood pressure and heart rate levels. So an increase in cardiovascular activity is very likely. To raise active resistance or weight training, the femmebot should be programmed at timed intervals to ask a wandering male worker to lift a specially designed heavy box for her. (This box should be an easily adjustable weight resistance apparatus disguised as a simple office supply container. For a working proof of concept I am currently using a box of rocks.)
I admit it's not perfect yet, but given enough time and possibly a generous research grant I think I can finally bring the workplace into the 21st century. Robots that aids us is nothing new, it has a rich history that stretches back to the 19th century, as documented in this link
http://www.bigredhair.com/boilerplate/index.html
Curiously the corporate sector has been slow to embrace this type of technology, the completion and addition of a femmebot can greatly revolutionize that oversight.
*For those who takes this seriously, I also have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn, NY.
I disagree, though I admit my working theory is not foolproof yet. Productivity can increase if femmebots are made attractive (and atttractively priced at a corporate rate) enough. But not too pretty, otherwise that would raise too much distraction. It should not be too homely either, that would lower morale all around. And definitely not in the middle, that is the most dangerous compromise of all because more male workers will think the femmebot unit is now 'attainable'. A lot of productivity would be wasted due to workers actively pursuing the unit.
Ideally it should be attractive, can do light typing, and have a lilting girlish laugh that responds automatically to any of the male worker office banter. (It should also have a state of the art monitoring device built in, and should a male worker waste too much time trying to chat up the unit, it can emit in a loud voice THIS IS ROBOFEMME OFFICE UNIT X7039--- GO BACK TO YOUR DESIGNATED WORK CUBICLE NOW!)
As for increasing health, most males tend to raise their exercise levels when the presence of an attractive female figure is introduced in the environment. Or at least raise their blood pressure and heart rate levels. So an increase in cardiovascular activity is very likely. To raise active resistance or weight training, the femmebot should be programmed at timed intervals to ask a wandering male worker to lift a specially designed heavy box for her. (This box should be an easily adjustable weight resistance apparatus disguised as a simple office supply container. For a working proof of concept I am currently using a box of rocks.)
I admit it's not perfect yet, but given enough time and possibly a generous research grant I think I can finally bring the workplace into the 21st century. Robots that aids us is nothing new, it has a rich history that stretches back to the 19th century, as documented in this link
http://www.bigredhair.com/boilerplate/index.html
Curiously the corporate sector has been slow to embrace this type of technology, the completion and addition of a femmebot can greatly revolutionize that oversight.
*For those who takes this seriously, I also have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn, NY.