It still could be worse though. The burger itself could have been fried in bacon fat, turning even normally tasteless meat into delicious, artery-clogging goodness (espically good when paired with pickles, onions, A1 Steak Sauce on a sesamie seed bun)
Alternativly, a while back I read about a man who, enamored with deep-frying, made deep-fried burgers. Now Im not talking about the meat: the man cooked a platter of burgers, with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, buns and all; then deep-fried the whole thing untill it was golden and crunchy.
Its amazing the ways that people will come up with ways to kill themselves...no matter what kind of timeframe your working on.
Alternativly, a while back I read about a man who, enamored with deep-frying, made deep-fried burgers. Now Im not talking about the meat: the man cooked a platter of burgers, with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, buns and all; then deep-fried the whole thing untill it was golden and crunchy.
Its amazing the ways that people will come up with ways to kill themselves...no matter what kind of timeframe your working on.
"You can build a perfect machine out of imperfect parts."
-Urza
He's an old-fashioned Amish cyborg with no name. She's a virginal nymphomaniac fairy princess married to the Mob. Together, they fight crime!
The Blizzcon Class Discussion:
Crowd: "Our qq's will blot out the sun"
Warlocks: "Then we will pewpew in the shade"
-Urza
He's an old-fashioned Amish cyborg with no name. She's a virginal nymphomaniac fairy princess married to the Mob. Together, they fight crime!
The Blizzcon Class Discussion:
Crowd: "Our qq's will blot out the sun"
Warlocks: "Then we will pewpew in the shade"