Kids say the darndest things

[Tal]

My daughter, having reached the storied age of five, has decided to continue her terrible twos for the third straight year. My wife and I have been trying to get a handle on this willful child of ours and have decided to start threatening her with the big S guy. Thats right. We've been threatening that Santa will not bring her any toys this year if she doesn't straigthen up and I mean straightenuprightnow! So we were out running an errand with our daughter who was misbehaving as is her wont (see first sentence) and my wife remarks:

"You know Sharon, if you continue to be bad Santa won't bring you any presents this year."

"Yes," I chime in, "He's watching you right now in his magic snowball."

And from the back seat comes a indignant reply:

"THAT'S SPYING SANTA!"

:D