12-02-2004, 05:49 AM
In hushed voices and muted tones, I was told that this existed. I still thought it might be a hoax, because there is no way that anything can be this outrageously awful.
I scoured the web until I found a copy of my worst nightmare. Yep, it exists. And yep, it's horrible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/
The original cast was in it -- Han, Luke, Leia, Chewie, Vader et al were all played by the original actors (James Earl Jones, whyfore how thou art saken us?).
This is not a photoshopped image -- this is a legitimate screen capture.
STARRING MARK HAMILL !!
Again, this is a screen capture I took with my own mouse-wielding hand.
Bea Arthur is in this atrocity! BEA ARTHUR!
I scoured the web until I found a copy of my worst nightmare. Yep, it exists. And yep, it's horrible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/
The original cast was in it -- Han, Luke, Leia, Chewie, Vader et al were all played by the original actors (James Earl Jones, whyfore how thou art saken us?).
This is not a photoshopped image -- this is a legitimate screen capture.
STARRING MARK HAMILL !!
Again, this is a screen capture I took with my own mouse-wielding hand.
Bea Arthur is in this atrocity! BEA ARTHUR!