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[LochnarITB]

1.  How does one lose a super model?

One forgets how to be a man and turns into a needy wuss-bag yes dear who gives in to all her foibles so that she becomes bored and moves on to the next bad boy that comes along.

4.  By the way, that size 4 dress she left behing would be great for waxing my car with.

Size 4? Aren't they down to size 0 these days? All I know is I only got through 2 headlights and a wheel before it was down to threads. You'd think 500 dollars would buy more material than that.

You may be innocent - but there's so many people guilty of just being stupid lardasses for no good reason. And while I appreciate your situation, it angers me to see people defending such people.

I was not defending their choices. I was advocating understanding of how a person can get to such a point. Would you attack someone for having lung cancer because they smoked earlier in life? I don't think so, but that is even more so a case of someone making a choice that creates a situation. The body does not require smoke or nicotine to survive but people choose it because it is made attractive by peers and advertising and they get addicted to it. Food is required to survive and it is very easy, and very cheap, to self medicate oneself with it when the pressures of everyday life gets to you. The pleasure provided by food can often be more than that provided by sex or drugs. It is the desire that keeps us alive. Understanding - walking a mile in the other guys shoes - makes life so much better for all those concerned.

Looks like I found the wrong freebie thread to resurrect. :(

Shame on you! Look what you did in the interest of spicing up peoples lives. ;)