The Internet - drowning in its own waste?

[BruceGod]

T.V.

To misquote The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy;
"Everything you like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

And, what if you're an "ameteur" hoping to get paid, because you're pretty sure you are ALREADY putting out better stuff than 90% of the "professionals" you run across?

NOTE: STILL more than slightly drunk

edit: everything after "TV"

edit2: added periods, and capitalized "To". Yes, the fact that I can't edit my unclosed parentheses in the post title is driving me batty! Note: Now only slightly drunk.