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[Baylan]

There was a pirate
Who was blue from a lost love
Drink her away, mate!

There was a first mate,
Who was green with some envy.
His capt'n took the bait!

Now the Capt'n is gone,
With a great big bullet hole
His life, anti-dawn...

There was a deck boy,
Who was red with two rashes.
What a super great joy!

Before way too long,
The rash had spread to all there
And the crew sang song.

There was a big ship,
That sank because its crew flew
Because they were hip.

They sang for a song,
And became too cool for you.
Now, isn't that just wrong?

Now this poem is done,
Hope it isn't too weird, DeeBye
This is way too fun!

Alright, there ya go, now where's my invite? :P ;)

And it all makes sense, somewhere in this head of mine...