07-01-2004, 03:42 AM
I'm sorry, but I have to do this...
Q: What's the word?
A: Thunderbird!
Q: What's the price?
A: Fifty-five twice!
sorry sorry, pardon, sorry....
When I was a college monster, my group would have sleazy-wine parties. One of the featured attractions was Thunderbird, a substance found in a bottle that claimed it was wine and said "Serve Cold". The highest-end slop at these blechanalias was stuff like MD 20/20. Middle was national cheapies like Thunderbird. Then there was: the Triple Peach! Guaranteed to come back up in an hour or two, and produce a nasty hangover.
Eventually, my system rebelled and I can no longer consume more than about a quarter of one drink without turning radish red. I hear that turning red is dangerous, so I decided no more buzzes for me. What's a pain is telling doctors and pharmacists that I can't ingest alcohol, and then I wonder if they think I'm a recovering alcoholic. (The truth is I'm addicted to Pepsi, I can't quit the damn stuff, been addicted for about 29 years now...)
-VinoDiablo
Lord of Pepsi
Q: What's the word?
A: Thunderbird!
Q: What's the price?
A: Fifty-five twice!
sorry sorry, pardon, sorry....
When I was a college monster, my group would have sleazy-wine parties. One of the featured attractions was Thunderbird, a substance found in a bottle that claimed it was wine and said "Serve Cold". The highest-end slop at these blechanalias was stuff like MD 20/20. Middle was national cheapies like Thunderbird. Then there was: the Triple Peach! Guaranteed to come back up in an hour or two, and produce a nasty hangover.
Eventually, my system rebelled and I can no longer consume more than about a quarter of one drink without turning radish red. I hear that turning red is dangerous, so I decided no more buzzes for me. What's a pain is telling doctors and pharmacists that I can't ingest alcohol, and then I wonder if they think I'm a recovering alcoholic. (The truth is I'm addicted to Pepsi, I can't quit the damn stuff, been addicted for about 29 years now...)
-VinoDiablo
Lord of Pepsi