06-23-2004, 06:05 AM
Hi,
If I were to save a maggot or you from a lonesome island, I'd take the maggot for three reasons:
- it looks and smells better
- it has more brains
- it does something useful
I mean, look at you. You're so ugly that the mirror in which you're regarding yourself breaks into pieces. The monthly bill for mirrors is more than $800 for you. Which leads me to the question why your parents did not give you away when you were wee. Can't have something to do with your abilities! I mean - bread can mold, what can you?
Which is not to say you don't mean good! You may try, but you're so dumb that each attempt to say something intelligent ends up being a mockery.
If I had to resort to the gaming language you happen to speak adequately, I'd compare you to Wirt. Yeah, Wirt, although I'm not sure whether Griswold would have rescued YOU instead of just leaving you behind.
Since we settled how ugly and dumb you are, there's only one thing left to say:
Go away. Hide yourself in some forest. Try to have as little contact with humanity as possible, and DON'T breed another bantling that threatens universal peace!
Oh, one last thing: Troll.
Greetings, Fragbait
If I were to save a maggot or you from a lonesome island, I'd take the maggot for three reasons:
- it looks and smells better
- it has more brains
- it does something useful
I mean, look at you. You're so ugly that the mirror in which you're regarding yourself breaks into pieces. The monthly bill for mirrors is more than $800 for you. Which leads me to the question why your parents did not give you away when you were wee. Can't have something to do with your abilities! I mean - bread can mold, what can you?
Which is not to say you don't mean good! You may try, but you're so dumb that each attempt to say something intelligent ends up being a mockery.
If I had to resort to the gaming language you happen to speak adequately, I'd compare you to Wirt. Yeah, Wirt, although I'm not sure whether Griswold would have rescued YOU instead of just leaving you behind.
Since we settled how ugly and dumb you are, there's only one thing left to say:
Go away. Hide yourself in some forest. Try to have as little contact with humanity as possible, and DON'T breed another bantling that threatens universal peace!
Oh, one last thing: Troll.
Greetings, Fragbait
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