02-08-2004, 09:59 AM
This is the part of the article that got me (emphasis mine):
Billions?
BILLIONS?!
Jeez, lady, LASIC surgery only costs $7000 with health insurance!
Now, I could maybe begin to understand the billions of dollars if you publically stated that you were going to use it to reform the RIAA or something, or donate it to some charity or do good public works with it. But the idea that you're using an unattractive woman's exposed breast to make you, your children, and your grandchildren fabulously and wastefully wealthy tells me why the world hates Americans so much.
These are the same things I thought when Americans sold pieces of the WTC and USS Columbia on eBay. ("Noticable blood spatters" was a high selling point.) These are the same things I thought when there was more media coverage on a candlelight vigil for Michael Jackson's LATEST child molestation case than the soldiers who've died in Iraq since the "war" ceased. These are the same things I thought when the 700 Club covered "The Dangers of Gay Marriage in America" segment and "The Great Works of Martin Luther King Jr." segment on the same night, on the same show, and back-to-back.
Why am I having all these thoughts lately?
Quote:Carlin's lawsuit seeks billions of dollars in compensatory and punitive damages.
Billions?
BILLIONS?!
Jeez, lady, LASIC surgery only costs $7000 with health insurance!
Now, I could maybe begin to understand the billions of dollars if you publically stated that you were going to use it to reform the RIAA or something, or donate it to some charity or do good public works with it. But the idea that you're using an unattractive woman's exposed breast to make you, your children, and your grandchildren fabulously and wastefully wealthy tells me why the world hates Americans so much.
These are the same things I thought when Americans sold pieces of the WTC and USS Columbia on eBay. ("Noticable blood spatters" was a high selling point.) These are the same things I thought when there was more media coverage on a candlelight vigil for Michael Jackson's LATEST child molestation case than the soldiers who've died in Iraq since the "war" ceased. These are the same things I thought when the 700 Club covered "The Dangers of Gay Marriage in America" segment and "The Great Works of Martin Luther King Jr." segment on the same night, on the same show, and back-to-back.
Why am I having all these thoughts lately?
UPDATE: Spamblaster.