01-29-2004, 12:40 AM
Dmitri,Jan 28 2004, 09:47 PM Wrote:How to find Jarulf?Simple...
1. Donate $100k+ to the Republican party
2. attend White House dinner
3. casually mention to G.W. that smug "neutral" Switzerland is hiding international IP thief/mad-scientist/demon-loving terrorist code-named "Jarulf"
4. sip champaigne, er, "freedom wine", while watching video loops of the Alps nuked to oblivion in 30 seconds on the Fox "news" channel
5. listen to years of intermitent post mortem news stories on why Jarulf was never found, even though he was *certainly* in possession of demonic weapons of mass destruction and brokered the arming of Iraq for their attacks on the U.S. "Homeland"
p.s. if there was an easier way of getting ahold of this Jarulf person, don't you think the most powerful government on Earth would know about it?... So ignore that specious LemmingofGlory post, he can't possibly know what he's talking about.
"He's got demons? Cool!" -- Gonzo, Muppet Treasure Island
"Proto-matter... an unstable substance which every ethical scientist in the galaxy has denounced as dangerously unpredictable." -- Saavik, Star Trek III
"Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!" -- Kevin, Time Bandits
"Proto-matter... an unstable substance which every ethical scientist in the galaxy has denounced as dangerously unpredictable." -- Saavik, Star Trek III
"Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!" -- Kevin, Time Bandits