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>By the way, I rarely even trade between my OWN characters. (Though I have no problems if others do it.). So much for me wanting everything handed on a silver platter of godly ease huh?


>all i can call you then is ignorant. then it's more like 99.9% what you get is junk to you, wow, you're mindset is great!!!!

If that was true, can you explain why I have the runes necessary for a "Crescent Moon" on one of my characters, knowing full well it will most likely rock the Casbah if I transfer it over to one of my other characters with an Act 2 merc. Yet I chose NOT to trade it?! You're absolutely right, "Crescent Moon" is a crappy item to me. I will hold out until I get a real weapon like "Eternity", or "Breath of the Dying". And NOT transfer that one either.

>for 1.09 too, since 1.10 doesn't seem to effect you much)

Not only are you an excellent mind reader, you seem to be able to read the contents of my hard drive. Must be some magical bliz elf who downloaded the 1.1s patch to my computer while I was asleep then. All I can tell you, is you have a promising career in show business, I recommend you follow the footsteps of the amazing Roy Horn. Or perhaps the Cirque de Soleil. Your ability to leap into conclusions, delusions, and still continue talking with your mouth full of foot puts those acrobats and David Blaine to shame.

>with no style, since your name is boring(aka your last name)[/stereotypical]

You're right, I haven't properly introduce myself. How rude of me. Let's correct that right now.

Hello all!

My online name is Hammerskjold. Don't let that foreign sounding name throw you off though, I'm a red blooded All American guy through and through. If I was anymore American I'd be an Indian. Hahaha, I'm just kidding, those reds are A-OK by me. Honest injuns!

My real name is Jackson W. Smith. The "W" stands for Washington. But folks round here can just call me Jack. Here is an old photo of me. (I'm the guy on the right. The guy on the left is mini-me. I'm just foolin, the guy on the left is the result of my college part time job. I was in the ROTC as well as some amateur modeling circuit. One day a modelling company called Hasbro called me up, and the rest is as they say, my 15 minutes.)

http://www.1-toy.com/Hasbro-Toy-GI-Joe-WWI...tion-Figure.asp

I have some bad news for the ladies of the LurkerLounge. I'm happily married. I made an honest woman out of my high school sweetheart, Betty Jane Crocker. And we got the rings and the kids, and the 12 year mortgage to prove it. Here is a pic of my better half. (It's her college grad photo, bottom row on the right hand corner. I told her no woman of mine needs some fancy schoolin while I'm bringing the bacon, but I decide to make the little lady happy. Besides with her out of the house, I got more time with my other hobbies now. More on that later.)

http://www.adage.com/century/icon04.html

Betty managed to pop out 2 young strapping lads, Jefferson Lincoln Smith (Jeff for short.) and Wilson Woodrow Smith. (We just call him Wil around the dinner table. As in "Will you please put down that football and eat your meatloaf!") Here is a rare picture of them sitting still.

http://www.art.com/asp/sp.asp?PD=10055101&...F42CFEDEF182A83

So enough with the ole ball and chain and the 2 hungry mouths I gotta feed everyday. What do I do and what are my hobbies? I am an independent contractor \ project manager working with the armed forces right now, involved in establishing key infrastructures like "McDonalds" and "Pizza Hut" in places such as Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, and Kerplakistan. That's all I'm at liberty to say right now, since I signed a NDA. It's a hard job, but it's worth every second of it when I see some poor Kerplakistanian kids smiling, after having their very first Big Mac.

My hobbies, well playing "Diablo" for one. This amazing thing about this game is there is no single correct way to play it. It's as flexible as it is fun. About the only thing that can rival it are the amazing people that plays this game. Every player of this game I've seen so far are not only the most open minded folks, but their reading comprehension skills are through the roof! I mean it as a compliment when I say, these people are truly hooked on phonics.

When I'm not chasing Diablo and Ball to build up my massive hoard of virtual treasures, I indulge in my other passion. Reading. "Guns and Ammo" has some great articles, and really good pictures. After I'm done reading many magazines about guns, I like to load some magazines for my many guns. Me and the boys bagged this beatiful trophy just last spring with my AR-17 custom fitted with a night scope.

http://pic.shoppingsavvy.com/Thumper-Bambi-Disney.html

Me and Jeff got good some good shots in the left, but Will unfortunately just ruined the meat on the right by going full auto. Most rabbits just don't have that much body mass to take 3 full clips of 5.56 calibre. Guess it's back to the shooting range to brush up on your Marksmanship 101, Will. Though I gotta admit Will is showing great promise on the technicalities of turning a semi-auto weapon into a fully automatic one.

Well that's about it. My favorite colors are the Red White and Blue. My favorite Stooge is Curly. And my favorite ethnic food is this newfangled thing called "Arby's". Otherwise it's good old fashioned meat loaf and potatoes, steak, and mom's apple pie. Oh I also love golden retriever puppies. They taste just like veal when you pour some steak sauce on it.

Nice to meet your acquintance Loungers.

Sincerely, J. W. Smith.
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