When Was The Last Time . . .

[Count Duckula]

My wife asks me that once in a while.

Anorexic collegemates are one thing, but significant others are quite another. Don't jjust sidestep the question--give an unexpected answer.

Next time she asks, look her straight in the eye and say "I think it makes you look unbelievably sexy."

I've used it, and it works. :o

Occhi: I found myself saying things to my hallmates I'd never say to anybody. I live by "if it's too loud, you're too old," but after hearing the exact same T.A.T.U. song four times in a row at 2AM cranked loud enough to be heard on Neptune, and the night before I had to drive 5 hours to my grandparent's house, I nearly broke their computer and gave 'em a sound tongue-lashing while I was at it. My hallmates looked at me like stunned bunnies. Me, the Countess of Musical Cacophony, telling them to shut the hell up? Yes. Swore I never would, but I did. All so I could drive to Tennessee for Grandma's corned beef. :)