10-08-2003, 12:41 AM
Quote: . . . A woman actually asked her husband "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
My wife asks me that once in a while. Every time she does, I snap my mouth shut and look at her with a dopey smile. I steadfastly refuse to answer such a loaded question on the grounds of "damned if ya do, damned if ya don't". I know better than to answer such things, and SHE knows that I know better.
It doesn't stop her from asking, though...
-DeeBye