If you could make your own unique

[Raziel]

Here's some cross-class lameness:

1. An item that grants +1 to fire/coldghtning mastery and +1 to energy shield. Oh, and nothing else. And to really annoy everyone, make it a helm.

2. An item that grants +1 to evade/dodge/avoid.

3. A 3 socket runeword that grants +20 to weapon block.

4. A Necro-only item that grants +20 to shadow bolt (as mentioned above - really cool idea).

4. A bow that grants +1 to strafe.

How about some lame spell triggers?

1. An item that has -100% enhanced damage, so it deals 1 point of physical damage, but comes with 100% chance to cast level 50 FOTH and 100% chance to cast level 50 Holy Bolt on striking. Call it "Divine Wrath" or something.

2. A runeword that has 100% chance to cast level 20 Corpse Explosion "when you kill an enemy" and does nothing else. Works in all weapons.

3. A throwing knife/dagger that has 100% chance to cast level 50 Fire Blast and 100% chance to cast level 50 Shock Web on attacking.

4. A runeword that has 100% chance to cast level 50 Stun on striking. Yes, that's the Barbarian skill. Oh and have it grant +1 to a random barbarian mastery or something similarly annoying. And yes, for laughs, you might get sword mastery on your runeworded axe.

I'm done! None of it is fair!