Just say you're taking a Mental Health day, since you are feeling the beginnings of the urge to perform acts of extreme violence on your co-workers, and especially the management.
Oh, wait, you're in London, if I recall correctly. Guns are hard to come by. It may be more plausible to say that you have a belated hangover from guzzling all the beer before it got warm, during the blackout. Or, even guzzling beer now, in case there is another blackout. You can't be too careful. :)
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Oh, wait, you're in London, if I recall correctly. Guns are hard to come by. It may be more plausible to say that you have a belated hangover from guzzling all the beer before it got warm, during the blackout. Or, even guzzling beer now, in case there is another blackout. You can't be too careful. :)
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